"Piston Oilcan, I need your help with The Great Bowel."

I’m LMAO at this little beauty that the simulator produced. 100% fried gold!

CULTIST ENCOUNTER Bjorn, a person of mixed heritage wearing brown robes with suspicious stains, carries a massive subwoofer on their back approaches Piston Oilcan...

Bjorn → Piston Oilcan: Piston Oilcan, we should talk about Bass Guitar.

Piston Oilcan → Bjorn: Everyone’s talking about this stranger seems unhinged, Bjorn.

Bjorn → Piston Oilcan: Piston Oilcan, I need your help with The Great Bowel.

Piston Oilcan: Wait, did you say ‘Piston Oilcan, I need your yelp with The Great Bowel.’?

Piston Oilcan → Bjorn: Bjorn, did you hear about strange religious pitch?

Bjorn talks for several more minutes, growing increasingly fervent... After an uncomfortable conversation, Piston Oilcan finally escapes.